Also, if we might eventually join in a relationship, I would like you to keep in mind that I--like all vampires--have a real-world life. Heaven knows there aren't enough of you willing donors for us to be too choosy, and I know some of you are desperate to be around us, but I do expect to have certain standards met--and to have standards I must meet. I'm not just talking about feeding. Think of it as a "normal" relationship with an extra dimension.
One thing above all. If you are expecting that I own a dark castle, sleep in a coffin, and cavort with bats and whatnot, kindly disabuse yourself of the fantasy. I'm not even a Goth, much less a Dracula stereotype. (Sadly, I once met someone who believed this. I know, I know--sounds almost RPG-ish, doesn't it? It may indeed take all kinds, but they don't have to propagate their misconceptions around me.)
I hope to hear from you soon.